Scott: Well, you know, this is fun, but I don’t know if I want to go through all the stress.
Gary: [staring silently]
Scott: I’m just saying, it’s a lot of work.
Gary: Sure, I understand. Your time is better spent programming Java.
Scott: No, but—
Gary: I mean, what’ll be great, is when you’re on your bed of death, a ring of grandchildren around you—
Scott: Grandnephews and grandnieces—
Gary: And the nurse is hooking up an IV to your arm, and you turn to the people in the room and with rheumy eyes, you can say, “I die knowing my skills in object-oriented programming increased revenue for a branding consultancy.”
Scott: I’m just saying it’s work.
Gary: Allow me, Scott, to draw you a picture.